Funny sms

1:-jee to yeh chahta hai k …???
duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon….....Magar baad main socha k…

KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

2:-Meri yaad aye: yaad karo Zyada aye: sms Karo Ussey zyada aye: phone karo Ussey bhi zyada aye: to millo Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye.to. Plz jhoot bolna band karo.....

3:-IF Engineer Starts Making Films. The Name Will Be . . .
“Current Ho na Ho”
“Janam Supply Karo”
“Aa Ab B.Tech Karain”
“Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C”
“Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia”
“Engineer No.1″

4:-Latest News On GeO. . .
“Mushta’el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .
Samandar Main Aag Laga Di ”
GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO.

5:-Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..
Murghiyo ka naya naara “Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?
Har anday se murghi niklegi .

6:-Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k, dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai..

7:-Main nay aap ko kalkhuwab main HOROONk darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai. Khuda nay farmaya:is ko jaza nahin, HOROON ko SAZA mili hay.........

8:-Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again.no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay.


9:-What is similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and MalikaSherawat………??????????
Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne deshwasiyon ke liye.


10:-why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

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